Man Doing Yoga at Washington Memorial Park in Virginia Began Masturbating In Front of Two Women, Then Threw a Dead Animal at a Car

 

Metro - A yoga enthusiast allegedly lost his self-discipline when he began masturbating in front of two women who were walking in the woods. Bill Kachle then picked up a dead animal before throwing it a passing car at the George Washington Memorial Park in Virginia, US, according to police. The 68-year-old was holding a yoga pose when the women walked by, but seemingly lost his state of calm when he began waving his arms and shouting odd statements at the pair, it is claimed. ‘The females later observed the man drop his pants and [he] began to stroke his penis,’ Jared Tyng, a US park police officer, wrote in his report. ‘[He] made no effort to conceal this activity.’ He added: ‘Thereafter, the subject then picked up a dead animal, ran into the northbound lanes of travel on the George Washington Memorial Parkway and threw the dead animal at a passing car. ‘He then returned to the trail, pointed at both women and masturbated again.’ Kachle told officers he had done nothing wrong but faces charges of ‘disorderly conduct and obscene acts.’

 
I don’t really get how the women in this story can possibly be offended. He had the perfect plan. The ol’ “do yoga then whip out the dick” move. Classic. And he chose those two ladies to carry out his plan with. Chicks love men who do yoga. And guys love showing girls that they want to have sex with them. So pretty much a match made in heaven. Now, what’s up with the throwing the dead animal at the car? Well, tell me, what would you do? He had already caught dinner for the night, had this whole fairy-tale planned out in his head, and the women rejected him. So yea, he was pissed off and threw dinner at a car. You would have done the exact same thing. It sucks when you get every hint in the world from chicks and then they turn you down at the end. I have re-read the story 10 times and still can’t figure out where he went wrong. State parks, yoga, and dinner. Chicks love all those things. If anything, the girls should be arrested for being prudes.
 
 

PS: After he picked up the dead animal and tossed it at the car, he went back to masturbating. Can’t blue ball yourself, regardless of situation.